I'm so close to finishing, but I got to shit big time.
Oh, crap, here it comes! Ahhh, shit is all over me, all over my balls... all soft... and warm... uhhh... oops, it, uhm, accidentally got inside my palm...
Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leave Ikea® right now.
Fine! I could never cum with all this terrible 80's music, anyway!
