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| At Tad, Dis, and Genuous, Attorneys at Law, we fight for everyone, big or small. | |
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| Have you been turned down for a midget porn flick, even though you're 6'2? | |
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| Do thoughts of men with elephantitus of the testicles make you want to blow chunks? | |
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| Are you a canine named 'Chunks' who's been molested by your owner due to commercials depicting grief over thoughts of elephantitus of the testicles? | |
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| Call our law offices today and ask to speak to one of our trained professionals. | |
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| Tad, Dis, and Genuous: No ambulance too fast, no commercial too surreal! | |
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