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| It's not very hard to insult boinky, given his reputation for masturbating to his own baby pictures. But do we KNOW who boinky really is? | |
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| For instance, did you know that he had a torrid love affair with Condoleezza Rice briefly after she took office? | |
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| Every night he'd sneak into her office and beg her to take a shit in his nasal cavity. Usually she'd strain so hard, though, that she'd end up pissing all over his chin whiskers. | |
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| Then he'd have her scoop up the left over juices with tortilla shells and put it all in a blender to make party smoothies. | |
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| But alas, being the man slut that he is, she caught him in a circle jerk on Sept 10th with Rush Limbaugh, Janet Reno, and that Eelian Gonzalas kid. He had Eelian's jizz dripping all down his eyebrows. | |
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| Being as distraught as she was, you can now see why Condoleezza fucked up the intelligence reports on 9/11. Thanks a lot, Boinky! | |
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