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| I had a dream last night. | |
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| It fit me like a glove up until I had to jerk off and then it seemed to shrink and run away. | |
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| Then I realized it was because I am Stripmaker and nothing on me or in me likes to look at all the gay animal porn that I usually masturbate to. | |
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| So instead I decided to make a new contest that makes absolutely no sense and misspell everything so it would become even harder to comprehend. | |
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| I posted it in the forums, but no one seemed to like it. I wonder why? Maybe it's because I suck more than Madonna on E during a chrome bumper convention? | |
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| (This qualifies, you cock sucker.) | |
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