AudaciousMoose  

There you are, Oliver! Where've you been?

What are you talking about? Haven't you been behind me the entire time?

No...I was stopped by this white Crip. He shot me, man!

Well, that seems to be the rage these days.

I don't think we're going to get anywhere near D.C. Might as well head back.

Yeah, those protesting hippies aren't worth my time.