Oh, Jesus, that ax murderer squirrel is catching up to me! I thought I could out run him, but he's just too fast! I'm doomed! All because I wore high heels to jog!
Please, just honor my last request and make it quick and relatively painless.
Moments later
Oh my god, I'm alive! Wait a minute, I'm alive? What kind of ax murderer are you?
An ax murder on a jog! I need to stay in shape for when I really do stalk and kill you, after all. Jeez, some people...
