Dude, I can't believe you got Halo 2 before it came out! This is going to be so sweet! Even the title screen is awesome! I could stare at it for hours!
3 A.M.
Okay dude, when I said I could stare at the title screen for hours, I was kidding. This is ridiculous. I'm going to bed. Even Halo 2 isn't worth this shit.
The next morning
Yeah. I think I had an orgasm, too.
You stared at the screen the whole night, didn't you?
