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All I need to do is wait for the death of millions... Then I will have my window... Then Earth is mine, and heaven will have to open their gates! Muhahahaha!

You're late.

A wizard is never late, Mike. Nor is he early. He arrives precisely when he means to.

That's not very funny. But nice try.

I come with troubling news. The dark forces are rising. We must destroy the ring of power!