Barf2

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Today the media is all about violence, crude humor, sex, and obscene unfiltered language. That's why I love life. RAWR!!!

Mike the bitch #30

by Barf2
6-09-04

Later that day...


	Hello, President Mike. I come with news from the oracle. You must come at once.


	Oracle? What...? What's an oracle? Is that like... the whale that has big white eyes and stars in movies like Free Willy... and Free Willy 2... and Free Willy 3... and Free Willy: The Land Before Time


	Er... An oracle is like an old chubby woman who foresees the future. Yeah... Just go see her!


	Just follow the smell of the cookies.