Barf2

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Today the media is all about violence, crude humor, sex, and obscene unfiltered language. That's why I love life. RAWR!!!

Happy fuckin' New Years, - Mike the Bitch

by Barf2
1-01-05


	So... You gonna destroy the world THIS time?


	I was thinking about it... But, see, it's gotta be a big year. Like the turn of the millennium.


	Well then why the fuck didn't you do it in 2000?


	I lost my virginity in 2000. There was no way in hell I was gonna conquer Earth instead of buttfucking that hottie.

HAPPEH NEW FUCKING YEARS, BITCHES!


	So... What are you gonna do New Years then?