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Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure!

Motherfucking Kevin Costner.

by Beeko180
8-10-15
So I assume that you understand your requirements? That you understand your duties? Do you, Death?
I'm Bob.
Yes, I know. But you're also Death and as Death you must gather together the barbershop quartet and with the blood of the divine-
Yes, yes. I know. The blood of the divine tentacle baby, blah-blah, rape and pillage, blah-blah, unleash Cthulhu from his slumberdome, blah-blah.
Fuck... I'm s-CHOKE TO DEATH ON 5000 KILOGRAMS OF SUPER-MAGIC AIDS DUST!-orry for being such a cunt.

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