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Kevin Costner Goes on a Fantasmical Adventure!

Motherfucking Kevin Costner.

by Beeko180
8-10-15
Wait. Stop. None of this makes any sense. Before now Cthulhu hasn't been doing anything. I mean, you said it yourself. He's been awake all this time. You fucked him at a bar.
I fucked him at a bar? No, I fucked the rabbit at the bar.
You said you fucked Cthulhu at the bar.
No, I had sex with Cthulhu and it wasn't at the bar. I never had sex with the rabbit at the bar. I said I fucked the rabbit at the bar. That could mean anything.
You fucked the rabbit at the bar, didn't you?
I REGRET NOTHING!

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