BillyBob  

Hi yea Trev, My name's Helena. My car broke down and I was wondering if you could give Me a ride?

Okay, sure. My car is just outside. So where you need Me to take you?

Well don't you think you oughta get your @$$ rollin' and Me a twelve pack?

You know nothin's wrong with you so why don't you get YOUR @$$ out and do it youself!

Um, what do you call this art boss?

I call it damn freaky!!!