Bill and Bert visit the special school for children of gay fathers.
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| Hi! I'm Michael Crankright, the teacher here at thith thpethial thchool. You muth be Bill and Bert, todayth thpeakerth? | |
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| Hello, Michael! What's with the policeman's outfit? | |
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| I've been teaching the clath Y.M.THEE.A., that thong by the Village People. My kidth juth love to do the acthionth! Would you like to join uth? | |
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| Umm, no, Michael. I just had a colostomy operation but thanks nonetheless for the offer. | |
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| Colostomy? Good one, Bert! And what about me? Let's get outta here! I wanna go home and crank up some Steppenwolf! | |
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| Don't tell me, Bill, that kids of gay fathers don't get screwed up! Look at that guy over there in the evening gown...he's the principal! I'm puttin' my leathers on and going for a ride on the Harley! | |
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