Boritom  
stripcreator donor

You're not fooling anyone, Phil... we've known for years. You think your secret is so safe, unknowable, but it isn't. It shows in your eyes... Every time we look at you we can see it... the twisted knowledge locked up inside your soul, that haunts you every waking moment. That horrible dark secret you never even dare speak of...

You're a Trekkie, Phil. Admit it!!!