Brady  

OK, can you explain again, please? This time a little slower?

Well, when I checked into my room, I had had a long day so I wanted to lie down...and there was something unscrupulous on the sheets...

What room did you say this is?

Room 504...why?

Room 504? God, what a NIGHT! That bellboy was AMAZING!...I mean, we'll get you a refund and a new room as soon as possible...

Is it possible to be too gay?