Brady  

Is it true that Céline Dion is staying at l'Hôtel Branée?

Yes, Ms. Dion has chosen our hotel because we're the only one in New York with an entire staff completely fluent in French.

What other languages can the hotel accomodate?

If you can name it, we can speak it.

Can I have your phone number?

Why, of course! The number to the hotel is 1-800-GET-A-LIFE-YOU-PATHETIC-LOSERS. Thank you for your time!