Doc Jesus

Author: BrainyBrimstone

Date: October 6, 2001

by BrainyBrimstone
10-06-01
Hey Jesus, I'm Dr. Homestar, I came to get you out of this little "situation" you're in.
No thanks Doc, I've got to die so I can rise in three days and redeem the world of its sins.
Well, I guess I'll be going then...
Wait...Doc...wait.
Damn, I suppose I could have used a teatnus shot.