The Best-Laid Plans of Dinosaurs and Men

Author: Branddobbe

Date: June 8, 2008

by Branddobbe
6-08-08
And I just find myself thinking, this isn't how I expected my life to turn out, you know?
I know exactly how you feel. When I was in high school, I wanted to be a hunter.
I was going to go to hunting college, and then soon I'd be chasing triceratopses through the woods, having the time of my goddamn life.
Why didn't you go?
Well, Marilyn got pregnant, and I had to get this factory job to make ends meet, and now it's pretty much too late to go back to school.