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The Sexist Existential Squirrels
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| You're a linguist, right? I have a question. | |
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| Well, I do like ambiguity more than most people. What's the question? | |
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| Is it true that a Freudian slip is when you say one thing and mean your mother? | |
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| That. What you just did. That was a Freudian slip. Unless you're really thinking about your mom? | |
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| Oh wow, how embarrassing. | |
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| Don't sweat it. We all do it. Just this morning during breakfast with my girlfriend, I meant to say, 'Pass the acorns.' Instead, I accidentally told her she looked like fucking raccoon whore. | |
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