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The Sexist Existential Squirrels
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| My sex life sucks, man. I only get some tail once every two weeks, if I'm lucky. How's yours? | |
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| Mine's actually pretty good since we got into S&M. She snores, and I masturbate while thinking about her sister. | |
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| Aren't you afraid she'll find out? | |
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| I said 'thinking.' If it doesn't involve my phone, she doesn't get suspicious. That's how you know it's love. No password protection. | |
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| What if you're really into a girl, but she hacks your phone before you have a chance to delete all the incriminating stuff? | |
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| I just lie and say I didn't know it was her sister. | |
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