Hey kids, we here at Broly's Boulevard want to have a serious discussion with you about drugs.
As serious as my overly dilated pupils.
Drugs are bad. Really bad. They'll mess up your life, your way of thinking, and only cause harm and long-term problems which far outweigh the short term high.
Ditto.
Phew, that was a tough speech to make. Time to kick back with some drugs.