Broly  

'Foolish little boy. I will bite your head clean off. Then, devour you whole.'

'Ho ho, I think not! I bust a cap in yo' ass! Try to stop that, punk.'

'I will use magic. My shaman powers will win. Ha, you stand no chance!'

'I will get my car. Call up homies for drive-by. Shoot you straight to hell.'

Haiku battles are fun.

Yes.