Well, it was a comely lass. She took my virginity, which weighed all of 15 pounds, right out of my young body cavity. She still has it on her mantle to this today...
I don't think you comprehend the phrase "losing your virginity"...
... My virginity's glow has lessened over the years, but it still has a strong glimmer. Vibrant neon green virginity, it is.
