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The young wrestler goes to confession
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| Forgive me Father for I have sinned. It's been 5 years since my last confession... | |
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| Go on my son. God loves you and wants to forgive you. | |
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| I touched myself inappropriately in the ring.... I had impure thoughts about Doink the Clown and his pie pan full of whipped cream... I recently said m$%#!@r on the mic at a family show... | |
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| Go on my son. God loves you and wants to forgive you. | |
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Confession in secret is easy - absolution of sins against wrestling... that's another matter.
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| I stole Buff Bagwell's hat from a Professional Wrestling locker room and have stolen other stuff from wrestlers.... | |
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| You will of course BURN IN HELL for stealing from your friends. | |
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