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Some days are bettter than others for Kris Knight ...
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| I really don't want to be in this cartoon. It makes my eyes water. Say, who are you and where's the rest of you? | |
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| My name is Shizzle Phrenia. I am one of the voices in your head, specifically, the one who's urging you to be a wrestler. | |
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| Well, while I can see you too, why doesn't anyone like me? I'm affible. All I want to do is be killed by Jon Ryker in a ring in Mossy head. | |
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| Truth be: people are a little leery of the walking insane. How many folks have suggested you buy a ticket instead of cutting unauthorized promos? Be a FAN, not a PROBLEM. | |
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| But I thought you WANTED me to be a pro wrestler. You talk about it in my head all the time. It was you who told me Ric Flair trained me when I didn't remember. | |
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| Listen, kid. I am a figment of your imagination. What do I know? | |
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