Pete Rose By Any Other Name Would Smell

Author: CHUBBY

Date: September 28, 2004

by CHUBBY
9-28-04
1988- I didn't gamble. 1992- I didn't gamble on baseball.
1997- I gambled on baseball, but not the Reds. 1999- I gambled on the Reds, but not to lose. 2003- I gambled on the Reds to lose, OK?
2015- I killed JFK, RFK, and MLK 2023- 9/11: My bad! 2038- I was solely responsible for "Who Wants to Marry a Multi-millionaire" 2040- I cast deciding vote in Bush v. Gore.