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Republicans are against abortion, right?
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| Vice-President Quayle, if abortion was illegal here, what would you do if your daughter, Sanquentin Quayle, was knocked up by a big, uncircumcised black rapist? | |
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| She's always wanted to visit Switzerland. In fact, I better get her to bone up on her Swiss. | |
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Republicans are against stem cell research, right?
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| I'm sorry, Mrs. Reagan. There's nothing more we can do but try to make him comfortable. If only stem cell research was legal-- | |
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| Oh yeah? GET THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS OUT OF THE FREEZER! I'LL THAW THEM IN THE MICROWAVE MYSELF IF I HAVE TO! SO WHAT IF RONNIE'S 124 YEARS OLD! | |
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Republicans are against gay marriage, right?
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| My daughter, Mary Cheney, is a lesbian, and I wouldn't want her to have to have a marriage of convenience with a rich white guy and be miserable all her life. Like her mom. | |
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| Like me. If you're two-faced, why would you wear that one? | |
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