Comic Showcase: The Son Also Rises
A Thousand Clones
Capricorn One
2010
Porter Goss, International Man of Mystery
How Dubya Saved Xmas
The **** Who Came to Dinner
Everybody loves ****
Fantastic Innerspace Voyage
Sealab 2021
It's a Dubya Life
Nannygate
The Bushy Knoll
Why is today different from all other days?
Dubya's Hubble Trouble
Dubya v. Saddam
Bizzarroworld
Operation American Freedom
Dubya's Improbable History
Supersize this
Eat me!
The $10,000 Martini
The $3500 Scotch
The $750 Lemonade
Chocolate Chunks
Chocolate Chunks in "Half-Baked Alaska"
Staples: Yeah, we got fat
X-treme
Vice-President Quayle, if abortion was illegal here, what would you do if your daughter, Sanquentin Quayle, was knocked up by a big, uncircumcised black ******?
She's always wanted to visit Switzerland. In fact, I better get her to bone up on her Swiss.
Republicans are against stem cell research, right?
I'm sorry, Mrs. Reagan. There's nothing more we can do but try to make him comfortable. If only stem cell research was legal--
Oh yeah? GET THOSE LITTLE *******S OUT OF THE FREEZER! I'LL THAW THEM IN THE MICROWAVE MYSELF IF I HAVE TO! SO WHAT IF RONNIE'S 124 YEARS OLD!
Republicans are against gay marriage, right?
My daughter, Mary Cheney, is a lesbian, and I wouldn't want her to have to have a marriage of convenience with a rich white guy and be miserable all her life. Like her mom.
Like me. If you're two-faced, why would you wear that one?
