Flip Flop

Author: CHUBBY

Date: October 3, 2004

by CHUBBY
10-03-04
Republicans are against abortion, right?
Vice-President Quayle, if abortion was illegal here, what would you do if your daughter, Sanquentin Quayle, was knocked up by a big, uncircumcised black rapist?
She's always wanted to visit Switzerland. In fact, I better get her to bone up on her Swiss.
Republicans are against stem cell research, right?
I'm sorry, Mrs. Reagan. There's nothing more we can do but try to make him comfortable. If only stem cell research was legal--
Oh yeah? GET THOSE LITTLE BASTARDS OUT OF THE FREEZER! I'LL THAW THEM IN THE MICROWAVE MYSELF IF I HAVE TO! SO WHAT IF RONNIE'S 124 YEARS OLD!
Republicans are against gay marriage, right?
My daughter, Mary Cheney, is a lesbian, and I wouldn't want her to have to have a marriage of convenience with a rich white guy and be miserable all her life. Like her mom.
Like me. If you're two-faced, why would you wear that one?