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Salvator

by CHUBBY
10-11-04

As soon as Mothers Against Drunk Drivers cram 0.08 blood alcohol content down our throats, they start lobbying for 0.05. Never mind the fact that most drunk drivers have a BAC of over 0.15.

Where will it end?


	0.01 percent! How many have you had this morning?


	One. But it was the LARGE oj. I knew I shouldn't have had toast, too.

Perhaps we'll get the Salvadoran punishment here.


	0.005 percent, eh? OK, now you must die.


	NO! All I had was that O'Doul's shit. I didn't know it had trace amounts of alcohol in it!

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