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Praise the Lord, and Pass the Contraception

by CHUBBY
10-11-04

"I'm Anal Roberts. Tonight on The 650 Club (marked down from 700), a very inspirational story."


	After our first eight kids died, me and Wendy got tested. Turned out we both had the same recessive gene for a rare disease. Then Wendy found out she was pregnant again.


	The doctor said I should have an abortion, that there was a one in a million chance that the baby would be normal. And I said, "So you're saying there's a chance."

"So you didn't have the abortion. Praise Jesus! And your son was born healthy?"


	Good Heavens, no. Just look at him.

"But your faith in the Lord carried you through some dark days."


	Well, yeah. That and them government checks.


	Hey, hon, what do you say we spin that genetic roulette wheel again tonight, huh?

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