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If I was at the Vice-Presidential Debates

by CHUBBY
10-13-04


	American black women between the ages of 25 and 44 are 13 times more likely to die of AIDS. What should the government's role be in helping to end the growth of this epidemic?


	Oh, I know! Since most of them get it from their husbands and boyfriends, who are "straight black males who enjoy sex with other straight black males", and since the women are too dumb to A.)...


	....know this, and/or B.) use condoms; and since most of the rest of them are either A.) heroin addicts, who steal and murder, and would die soon anyway, and got it from sharing needles,....


	...despite the fact that millions of my tax dollars have gone to supply them with clean ones; and/or B.) prostitutes, and since it's not spreading to other groups, why do anything? Paging Dr. Darwin!


	Ever hear of "Survival of the Fittest"? So addicts, whores, and dumbasses die and can't give birth to more of the same, and leave the gene pool a little nicer for us law-abiding taxpayers to swim in.


	The world is already horrifyingly overpopulated anway. What do you think we should do, stop them from fucking? How? Castrate the men? Circumcise the women? Good heavens, no.

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