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The Liberal Media

by CHUBBY
10-17-04

On Republicans....


	I'm Dan Rather, and I have just learned National Guard documents about Dubya were forged. Of course, this proves that he served honorably and did no wrong. I will now commit ritual hara-kiri.

On Democrats....


	I was John Kerry's commanding officer. He used to bawl his eyes out at the sound of gunplay. He liked to dress up in women's clothing and greet the fleet down at the pier. Oh, and once he ate a baby.


	But on all his evaluations at the time, you gave him "excellents" in every category.


	What are you saying?


	I was just saying I'd better phone this story in so we can get it in the early editions.

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