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Dubya: The Last Ten Days

by CHUBBY
10-18-04

1/10/05: Dubya wastes Kerry transition team's time looking for "left-handed hotline". 1/13/05: Apparent terrorist attack leaves only Rehnquist, Scalia, O'Connor, Kennedy and Thomas on Supreme Court.


	To fill the vacancies, Dubya nominated John Ashcroft, Bob Bork, Gordon Liddy, and Trent Lott. They were confirmed by acclamation of the U. S. Senate.


	Also today, Dubya ordered all his records sealed "until Hell freezes over". They will be transferred to flash paper and nitrate film, and stored at Aberdeen Proving Grounds.

1/18/05: While showing the Edwards' around the VP mansion, "Dick" Cheney locks John in the broom closet until he cries and Lynne short-sheets the beds. 1/19/05: Dubya gives farewell address.


	Hey, lemme out! Lemme out! C'mon you guys, this isn't funny anymore!


	If anything good happens in the next four years, it's cause of me. But I don't take any blame for any bad. The American people can kiss MY SWEET "DICK"! Hey, get it? "Dick"? Hehe.

1/20/05, 1130: In a flurry of last-minute activity, Dubya declares war on North Korea, Syria, and France, saying "Trogs, wogs, & frogs: bring it on!".


	Today the Republican-dominated US Senate refused to confirm any of President-elect Kerry's nominations "Ever ever ever."


	Dubya also disbanded the Secret Service, repealed the Brady Act, and pardoned John Hinckley and Sirhan Sirhan. The ex-president will watch the Kerry inauguration on TV with a bowl of pretzel nuggets.

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