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Mr. October

by CHUBBY
10-20-04


	Pappy, me and "Dick" sucked ass in the debates. How are we gonna win?


	Well, Dubya, let me tell you a story. Once upon a time in a far-off land, there was a King named Jimmy, a good man and true, but inexperienced in foreign affairs.

"Then, some of his knights were captured by the Caliph of Tehran and held hostage. All diplomatic and military efforts to free them failed. Along came a voodoo priest named Ronald.


	Ronald and his henchman, a spy named H. W., thought they could dethrone the King in November. But they knew if the hostages were freed in October, the people would stay loyal to the King.


	To avert this October Surprise, H. W. met with the Caliph's men and told them if they would hold the hostages until after November, King Ronald would give them arms. So Jimmy was dethroned.

"The hostages were released on the very day of the coronation of Ronald. Later, H. W. succeeded him as king. Jimmy would have stayed king if he had pulled an October Surprise. Do you see?"


	So.... you're sayin'.... we can still win.... if we get Iran to take hostages?


	Good NIGHT, Dubya.

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