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Our top story tonight: Man Bites Cat!

by CHUBBY
10-21-04


	Hello, I'm Maria Shriver. Tonight is a very special show for all of us. Siegfried and Roy have agreed to a televised interview for the first time since Roy's tragic accident.


	Siegfried, Roy. Thank you for being with us. Tell us what it was like for you, Roy, to come so close to death, and for you, Siegfried, to witness this horrible spectacle.


	It vaz terrible, Maria. I vill neffer forget it.


	It vaz indescribable. I cannot explain vot it vaz like. Unless you haff been half-eaten by a powerful, 500-lb. beast, you vill neffer know.


	Wanna bet? You've never been with Arnold.


	Vanna bet?

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