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Antique Movie Scripts

by CHUBBY
10-26-04

I hate when a script has been kicking around Hollywood for twenty years before they decide to film it, by which time the premise has become irrelevant. For example: the upcoming "National Treasure":


	We're gonna steal the Declaration of Independence from the National Archives. There's a treasure map on the back.


	Didn't they just restore the Declaration? Dontcha think they turned it over at some point?

"Phone Booth" (2002):


	Hmmm, I need to call my girlfriend, but I don't want my wife to see her number on my home phone or cell phone bill... What to do?.... Hey, what luck, there's the last phone booth in NYC!

"The Bodyguard" (1992):


	Wow, I'm a black superstar and you're a white Secret Service agent and we're gonna have a steamy love scene. This would have been really controversial, say, in 1968 with Diana Ross and Steve McQueen.


	And saying, "Not on my shift" about Reagan just doesn't have the same ring to it that it would have had with JFK.

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