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The $10 K Martini xiii

by CHUBBY
12-04-04


	Uh--


	GULP ANYway, I haven't told you about my day! You know I've been negotiating all week on behalf of a big star to get her to do a talk show! She signed today! Now I can tell you! It's Paris Hilton!


	Paris Hilton's doing a talk show?


	Yes, and it almost fell through at the last minute because her boyfriend, who's a monkey or an ape or something, didn't like his role on the show, and he walked. You know what he said?


	I can only imagine.


	"I'm not gonna be anybody's second banana!" I mean can you beat it? Banana-- monkey? Hey, Tiny! Two more. Make 'em triples. And no olives. I'm on Atkins. Girl has to watch her figure.

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