Make Love, Not War

Author: CHUBBY

Date: December 5, 2004

by CHUBBY
12-05-04
Homeland Security Secretary-Designate Bernard Kerik's oldest daughter is half-Korean.
Me so horny, me love you long time......
His second wife, Halah, is Syrian. Kerik just returned from Iraq.
(*Makes high-pitched noise with her tongue.)
We know he likes to fraternize with natives and that he likes Arabic women. What are the ramifications of this?
As soon as I bang an Iranian chick, I'll have done the whole Axis of Evil!