Halahvathing

Author: CHUBBY

Date: December 5, 2004

by CHUBBY
12-05-04
1942- This didn't happen.
Herro, Plesident Loosevelt. I am Miko, Japanese wife of your Pacific commander, Gen. Douglas MacArthur.
1953- This didn't happen.
Herro, Plesident Eisenhower. I am Yan, Red Chinese wife of your top spy, Allen Dulles.
2004.
Hello, Dubya. I'm Halah, the wife of Bernard Kerik, the secretary of Homeland Security. I'm from Syria. You know, Axis of Evil and all that?