Comic Showcase: The Son Also Rises
A Thousand Clones
Capricorn One
2010
Porter Goss, International Man of Mystery
How Dubya Saved Xmas
The Dick Who Came to Dinner
Everybody loves Dick
Fantastic Innerspace Voyage
Sealab 2021
It's a Dubya Life
Nannygate
The Bushy Knoll
Why is today different from all other days?
Dubya's Hubble Trouble
Dubya v. Saddam
Bizzarroworld
Operation American Freedom
Dubya's Improbable History
Supersize this
Eat me!
The $10,000 Martini
The $3500 Scotch
The $750 Lemonade
Chocolate Chunks
Chocolate Chunks in "Half-Baked Alaska"
Staples: Yeah, we got fat
X-treme
"Bernie Kerik withdrew as nominee for Secretary of Homeland Security. And for what? Not for the fact that his wife is from the "Axis of Evil". Not for his Gestapo tactics at a Saudi hospital.
Not even because this son of a prostitute banged a Korean and fathered a child. No, tell 'em why, Bernie.
I hired an illegal alien as my kids' nanny and didn't pay her taxes. Yeah, big whoop. Like you've never done it.
"Of course I have, Bernie old boy, but we're talking about you. In the first place, one of the jobs of DHS is immigration and you hire illegal aliens in your own home.
Secondly, homeland security and war with Iraq costs hundreds of billions of dollars and you're evading your taxes. Thirdly, you're a law enforcement officer and you're breaking the law.
Fourthly, two months after the towers fell, you jumped aboard the 9/11 gravy train as it was pulling out of the station and went to work for Giuliani Associates--
"Giuliani, of course, being another scumbag who's turned this tragedy into a license to print money. Finally, you've made millions, and yet you entrust the care of your children--
..... presumably more important to you than anything else in the world-- to some non-English speaking wetback to whom you don't even pay minimum wage, let alone enough to live on.
Then you lie about it, even to Dubya's people. And yet you're the jackwad who was going to be in charge of security for the whole country? Jesus.
