From the makers of "CSI: Crime Scene Investigation"..... 2

Author: CHUBBY

Date: December 12, 2004

by CHUBBY
12-12-04
"CSPI: Center for Science in the Public Interest"
I found a Hardee's Monsterburger wrapper nearby.
That must have been what killed him.
"CST: Central Standard Time"
No, time of death was three o'clock-- fall back, remember?
Except that in this part of Indiana, they don't have Daylight's Saving Time.
"CSX"
Who killed him? The Hobo Mafia?
No, he died from exhaustion. He'd been working on the railroad, all the livelong day.