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"The Non-Dick Clark Show", not starring Dick Clark

by CHUBBY
1-05-05


	Sir, the ratings for "Dick Clark's Rockin' New Year's Eve" with Regis Philbin are in, and they're the highest in three years!


	Do you know what this means, Johnson? We can have Dick Clark specials without Dick! "Dick Clark's Rockin' MLK Day" with Byron Allen! "Dick Clark's Rockin' Groundhog Day" with Hugh Downs!


	Dramas! "CSI: Dick Clark"! "L & O: Dick Clark"! "Alias Dick Clark"! "Lois & Dick Clark"! "Star Trek: The Search for Clark"!


	Reality shows! "Survivor: Dick Clark"! "The Apprentice to Dick Clark"! "Dick Clark's Big Brother"!


	Sitcoms! "Everybody Loves Dick"! "According to Dick"! "Two and a Half Dicks"! "Yes, Dick"! "Hope & Dick"! "Will & Dick"!


	I know! We can not have Dick Clark on ANY of our shows!

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