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by CHUBBY
1-28-05


	OK, siddown and shaddup, you little bastards. One of the biggest problems today is childhood obesity. Some of you kids are so fat we had to replace the trailers outside with double wides.


	I'm not going to mention any names, Rose O'Malley from Mrs. Slutsky's class. You sit around and eat all day and don't get any activity except stacking cups in gym class. And that leaves you winded.


	You know, Principal, it wouldn't kill you to have a salad.


	Blow me, clown.

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