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Dining out

by CHUBBY
2-08-05


	Ten years ago, before we got married, I took a trip to Ireland. I asked him if there was anything I could bring back, and he said "MacLay's Oat Malt Stout".


	It's a Scottish beer that you couldn't get here at the time. You originally said you were going to Scotland.


	So I walk into this Irish pub and ask the landlord if he has any MacLay's Oat Malt Stout. He says, "Lassie, are you daft? MALT is whisky. STOOT is beer." All the customers were laughing at me!


	And rightly so, I might add. But I'm sure they've forgotten all about it, while you've been dining out on this for a decade.

Meanwhile, in a County Mayo pub.....


	....."Do you have any MacLay's Oat Malt Stout?" HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR!


	HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR HAR, that story always kills me!

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