Behind the Strips: crabby

Author: CHUBBY

Date: February 26, 2005

by CHUBBY
2-26-05
crabby was born december 13, 1902, in (ironically) Braintree, MA, to Mr. & Mrs. Endicott Peabody Cabot Lodge Kennedy O'Neill Crabby, of the Boston crabbys, who threw him in a dumpster.
In the dumpster, he was raised by rats and cooties, who taught him manners and how to make comic strips. No one knows if he is a boy or a girl. He is shown here nursing Eraserhead's baby.
Retired from stripping, lonely, and with no life, this pathetic fucking loser has finally found his or her niche in life obsessing on me. I had no idea who he or she was before.