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					| KNOW YOUR CHARACTERS!  It's XENU!  We would call him a protagonist, but he's more of an antagonist.  He spends his time getting R2 into trouble. |  |  
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Don't worry.  It'll be cool.  We'll just tell the cops that we were borrowing the Aston-Martin |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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		|  |  |  |  |  | What part of "Stay here while I use the can" don't you understand? |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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					| Xenu is a former galactic conqueror and the enemy of scientologists everywhere. As a security precaution, he carries a decoy that looks nothing like him. |  |  
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		|  |  |  |  |  | I built it myself, out toothpaste and pet dander.  It's like looking into a freaking mirror! |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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					| He's also got a thing for fast cars, cheap booze, and expensive suits. |  |  
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		|  |  |  |  |  | Don't worry.  It'll be cool.  We'll just tell the cops that we were borrowing the BMW. |  |  |  |  |  |  | 
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