greetings earthling. i am the reincarnation of the prophet muhammad. i command you to begin holy jihad.
whoa dude. i never expected to see a religious vision. you look like some kind of toad creature.
it's the marijuana you have been abusing. now don't interrupt me you lowly worm. i command you to begin holy jihad and bring about my kingdom on earth. you will first begin by..uhm.. hold on.
what? you came all the way and you forgot your holy message?
interdimensional time travel has side effects. i'll be getting back to you.
