i didn't shock and awe my first disciple. i think i'm going to have to transubstatiate into a more pleasing human form. he said i looked like a toad. i can't believe it.
well other than that?
i forgot my message. it was weird. all i could think of was the old me. i just wanted to abduct him into our flying saucer and do an anal probe.
i told you to take your time. hijacking a religion requires committment.
yeah yeah yeah. by the way, do you know where i can score some maui wowie?
