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Needs more sodomy.* ReFun: The gentle, sweet tale of a homicidal Japanese schoolgirl and her massively-endowed demonfriend! Story of a Girl: Dizzy is a career girl with a daughter, a boss she thinks is Satan, and a best friend who knows more about dildos that most people know about their own bodies. Sick-Ass Bunnies: Fuk and Suk are in love! Their love is as pure as the driven snow!** Goofus and Gallant: Old favorites return to teach new lessons in life! This Is Me: Occasional rants about my Real Dull Life. *Sodomy sold separately. **The aforementioned snow was a decidedly nice shade of yellow.

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So, In The End, Love Is Anal

by DH-01
6-07-01

Meanwhile, somewhere in the Seventh Ring of the Fiery Abyss...


	Y'know Cthulhu, I think it's time we got that little wench and her ass-blasting demon friend back for sending us here!


	Minor problem, FJ. We're in Hell. Even I can't whip out Elder God power to get us outta here. How're we gonna do that?


	I've been thinking about that, and I've come up with the perfect plan! I'm going to file a complaint against Asmodeus, and while he's hearing us out, you're gonna sneak up--


	Whoa whoa whoa! Why does every escape plan you come up with involve me cornholing the Dread Lord of Hell?


	... okay, so there's some bad blood between me and him, but it's not that! I've heard that that's his only weak spot! C'mon, Thulie! I know you can do it! For revenge!


	... aw, what the hell. The things I do for love.

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