DH-01

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Needs more sodomy.* ReFun: The gentle, sweet tale of a homicidal Japanese schoolgirl and her massively-endowed demonfriend! Story of a Girl: Dizzy is a career girl with a daughter, a boss she thinks is Satan, and a best friend who knows more about dildos that most people know about their own bodies. Sick-Ass Bunnies: Fuk and Suk are in love! Their love is as pure as the driven snow!** Goofus and Gallant: Old favorites return to teach new lessons in life! This Is Me: Occasional rants about my Real Dull Life. *Sodomy sold separately. **The aforementioned snow was a decidedly nice shade of yellow.

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Apologies are in order...

by DH-01
8-08-01


	Hey there, gang. It's me, that wannabe popular Stripcreator.com freak known as DH-01. I've been on a bit of a sabbatical as of late, due to unfortunate occurences.


	Those being, in no order: a few ounces of Colombian White, a bottle of E&J, five or so black condoms, my Bondage Fairies collection and a bicycle pump.


	... there's a dirty joke in there somewhere, but I'm a little rusty and can't seem to spot it. Gimme a few hours, some K-Y and a Marilyn Chambers video. I'll be fine.

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